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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 05:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Tyrese Haliburton reveals he has ‘24/7’ group chat with Cailtin Clark - New York Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

No go.

No way

Nuts and Butts

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Amino Acid Supplements Are Trending For A Reason. Here’s Why Dietitians Are Divided. - AOL.com

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Long-lived people have the same crucial blood biomarkers, pointing scientists towards new anti-aging treatments - Earth.com

share office space ...

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.