What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 05:40

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some cute stories with your crush?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
No go.
No way
Nuts and Butts
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.